and here may be one of the reasons i've earned some of those nicknames...
often, out of nowhere, i come up with words that are a twisted version of our regular blah dictionary...they just come to me, naturally
so, here we go...this blog is to list all the words i've come up with in the past (although i have forgotten a shitload of them!) and, sometimes, Wifey will throw in Her own
pimpsles: pronounced: "pimp sls"..."soft bulbous mound found on skull by Wifey tonight"
djes: pronounced: "d y es" (slide d and y together)...my attempt at saying 'yes' in
Spanish
salamanda: pronounced: "sa la ma ndah"...what i do when Wifey wants a kiss but i get
an evil spell with my tongue instead
fawt: pronounced: "faawht"...need i say more?
more on the way ;-)